Happy Halloween!

Today when I was walking to the kitchen to get some Doritos, something weird happened…
I put my hand to the bowl and a voodoo zombie hand came out of the bowl and grabbed me!
I didn’t know what was going on, then out came a voodoo zombie out of the bowl!
The zombie picked up a guitar and smashed it on my head.
It hurt but not enough so I took a knife and stuck it in the zombies eye!
The zombie fell to the ground and blood splattered everywhere.
I was soaked in blood and guts, but the scariest part of this story is the chips weren’t my favorite flavor….